It's A Blurb! it is a Blame! It's Super Committee!
It was August, it had been hot as heck, and the state of affairs was dire. The president required his credit limit increased in time for the vacations, or the globe would be destroyed! therefore he took the kind of drastic action solely a career politician with vast expertise in community organizing may take: he appointed a committee. but not just any committee, no! a super Committee!
Charged with fixing everything by Thanksgiving, the Super Friends gathered around a table at a top-secret location... cartoon heroes on one side, cartoon villains on the other. Rhino, whose super power is believing his arch-enemies and who thus sat at the chair within the middle, spoke 1st. "You're right, Joker," he said. "We have to yank those taxes up nice and high! especially on those millionaires and billionaires who somehow manage to make $200K!"
"You can't do that," said arch-villain Captain America. "Those are business owners. they are the only hope we've for investment and employment and recovery of the global economy."
Everyone just stared at the Captain, and finally, the Super Demediacrat coalition got up and left the space. "You get that guy?" Two-Face said, rolling his eyes as they huffed out. "Private sector. Sheesh."
Once they all settled in at their new top-secret location, Lex Luther (the super brain behind the coalition) spoke quietly over tented fingers. "This is the deal," he said. "There will be no deal."
After an awed hush, Rhino dared speak. "But Mr. Luther, if we don't create a deal by Thanksgiving, we have to, like, sell the navy!"
Luther just smiled.
"Wait," said the Red Menace, "that's brilliant! we tend to sell the navy to China - they need one - and then we tend to hire a bazillion government employees to build us a brand new one! larger government, the illusion of employment, happy China... all issues solved!"
"But what concerning the $600 billion that'll take off of entitlementses, Precious?" asked Gollum. "Not gonna happen!" everybody yelled in unison. "If we've to, we'll just sell the air force, too," said The inexperienced Boondoggle. "I bet that'll fetch a fairly penny." "But who will we find who needs a modern, stealthy air force and has that sort of money?" Rhino asked.
Luther just smiled.
"Iran?" recommended Menace. everybody agreed that Iran, or their friends, may use a modern air force and will afford to buy one. There was much rejoicing.
And that's how the president and his Super Friends saved the day and created the globe safe for socialism. Now, drink your soy milk and go back to sleep, very little voters. don't have nightmares concerning freedom and personal prosperity... those monsters were slain 3 years ago.
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by Michael D. Hume, M.S.
Michael Hume is a speaker, writer, and consultant specializing in serving to folks maximize their potential and revel in inspiring lives. As part of his inspirational leadership mission, he coaches executives and leaders in growing their personal sense of well-being through wealth creation and management, at the side of personal vitality.
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